Wednesday, March 30, 2011

what your web browser says about you..

As you may know there are a million (maybe like 5) different web browsers out there that you can use.
Here's the top 5 by usage and what I feel it says about you..

56.77 % Microsoft Internet Explorer
(Your grand kids bought you the computer, didn't take the time to put a browser that's worth a darn or teach you how to do anything beyond check emails, so your trapped with the preprogrammed one from daddy Gates, Im Sorry, that your grand kids don't love you)
21.74% Firefox
(This is for someone who knows computers well, and isn't snobby about it, its the best browser out there. The fox has tons of customizable aspects or you can just leave it like the gods of the fox intended, Super Stinkin Fast)
10.93% Google Chrome
(This is for those of you who have Macs, and are desperately trying to be even cooler, go back to the whole in the wall coffee shop you came from please)
6.36% Safari
(Your cool enough, (or so you think), to have a Mac but your not savy enough to find a browser that's worth a darn..same as the Internet Explorer people, I feel for you)
2.15% Opera
(Does anyone even use this, after further research if you live in your moms basement and play farmville you most likely use this)

A friend of mine is planning on getting a new computer and one of my very first suggestions to them is to get the preprogrammed software that comes on the computer off their and out the door! and download you a nice new Internet browser.
(similar to when you tell your friend.."that girl you have been dating ever since I met you is great, but there is FAR better out there with a far less annoying laugh..")

Surf on.

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